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Where Have all the Vegans Gone?

Where the hell are all the vegan pensioners? There are very few retirement age vegans. That is my observation. While there are several examples of young virile vegans there are very few specimens of mandatory retirement aged vegans. They’re like hipsters in that regards. Is there a relationship between vegans and hipsters? I think so. Vegan hipsterism. It should be noted that there are no hipster vegans. It doesn’t spread that way. Rest assured any self proclaimed hipster vegan was vegan first. Yup, vegan hipsters. Perhaps the most endangered pensioner of all. While I can’t prove this I am certain there are proportionally more pensioners who smoke than those who practice veganism.

Where have all the vegans gone? Long time passing. Where have all the vegans gone? Long time ago. Where have all the vegans gone? Hypocobalaminemia have picked them every one. When will they ever learn? When will they ever learn?

On the up side old vegetarians seem stable.  While vegetarianism is on the decline it is generally agreed upon that vegetarian numbers will remain stable and somewhat healthy. Unlike old hippies. Old hippies will thankfully die off and with them all old hippy vegetarians.

2 thoughts on “Where Have all the Vegans Gone?

  1. Actually, I know a number of vegans in their 50s, 60s, and 70s. Mind you, I would argue that that isn’t very old. They’re all pretty hip and cool though. 🙂

  2. Love it! Great website too Thank you for your reply. Cheers!

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